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25 ways to make your boyfriend history
Repeat after me: YOU dumped HIM, not the other way around. And just to make sure you remember it that way, here are twenty-five other positive affirmations you can use to show him he’s history. Have pity on him Yes, I know it’s hard to pretend that you dumped him. But a spot of positive affirmation can... »
The Great Workout Pretenders
You see them all the time: women on treadmills, stationary bicycles and air gliders who never seem to break a sweat when they exercise. Well, here’s their secret revealed: they don’t. Meet the Great Workout Pretenders. Pay a visit to Celebrity Fitness in Bangsar Village after 6pm on any Friday, and chances are you’ll get... »
Exorcise your bedroom demons
He’s naked. You’re naked. The lights are out. A scented candle burns softly in a corner of the room. The curtains are drawn, but the windows are open. Stevie Wonder’s My Cherie Amour drifts up from downstairs. He moves closer to you, and you open your... »
10 wrong assumptions women have about men
So, you think you’ve got men all figured out, eh? Think again. Women are more intuitive than men Entire books have been written on the subject. Songs have been sung about it. Movies have been made around it. But in truth, there is no such thing as “Women’s Intuition”.... »
10 types of personal ads (and what they mean)
Before you answer that online personal ad from someone who claims to make love like Don Juan and have a bank account like Mr Trump, you’d best read between the lines. From the Trumpet Blower to the DOM (Dirty Old Man), the personals are chock-a-block full of lies. TYPE 1: The Trumpet Blower [caption id="" align="alignright" width="356" caption="Photo credit: numberstumper. Click on... »
Why I hate being a guy
Let’s face it: men are not the towering pillars of civilisation they once were. Our time has come and gone. Frankly, I don’t mind. I’ve never liked being a guy. The endless guilt trips and that all-consuming thought of sex has got me wishing I was anything BUT a guy. Their delicate spot is right between their legs [caption id="" align="alignright" width="319"... »
Net porn is good for him… and for you!
Can’t get over your partner’s porn-surfing? Why, you should be glad he’s is into porn! Here’s how you can turn his nasty habit into something fun… and how you can get in on the act. Let me present you with a scenario: You come home one evening after a full... »
The Hangover Cure for Women
Crusty eyeliner, smeared lipstick and bad breath are just some of the side effects of hard partying. But with these tips for Before, During, and After the night out, hangovers will be a lot more manageable… especially with our Miracle Cure! Do you remember the last... »
New-age man, or new-age dud?
I like to think of myself as a new-age man. I cried as the Titanic sank. I sobbed as Sam’s daughter was wrestled away from him. I cheer for women’s rights whenever it’s warranted, and discuss gender inequality with my partner in a pragmatic manner. I can cook, clean, and do the... »